Indonesia in a Nutshell
Sunday, April 21, 2019Soekarno said; my struggle is easier because it's against the colonialist. But your struggle will be heavier, because it is against your own nation. ehh okay well you're right sir.
(1)
Islamist : i want this country blessed by God
Liberalist : we must attain humanism as our basic philosophy
Nationalist : let’s make country which creating concept of shared identity & sovereignty
Democrats : make sure everyone have rights to vote
Socialist : i suggest the workers take ownership of production equipment then to meet social needs equally
Desert buddy : how about Arab culture? i think it’s super cool.
(2)
Communism : my ideology basically is formed for the process of human journey in their efforts to create an ideal society.
Religious ppl : but in the past your ideology did a lot of bad things and chaos happened
Libertarian : Are u sure yours not doing a bad things and chaos in the past too?
Nationalist : stop it, keep in mind we’re bhineka tunggal ika, dumbass
*then they hugged each other*
(3)
Anarchism : what the hell, people in this country always equate me with local ball supporters who are riotous.
Liberals : RIP education
Capitalism : Lol
Democrats : Don't be surprised, formerly everyone praises me, but now people questioning me whether I'm right or not
(4)
Islamist : the style of dress should be polite and closed
Christian : dress style should be people's freedom of expression and Indonesian identity
Buddhist : for the God sake, those both majority religion again
Hindus : why they always argue, do demonstrations, and scream ? Look, at me a minority who never felt oppressed or did a demonstration, we chill and live in peace bro
Agnostic : *drink beer and laughing*
(5)
Desert Buddy: communist are atheist !
Communist: what the..
Atheist: communist are me, PKI are me, terrorist are me, iluminate are me
Liberals: you’re not alone
(6)
Capitalist: why are u always pissed off ? tell me why
Socialist : most of your kind is someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth !
Superstitious people : No, they’re not. Some of them are keeping tuyul, cooperate with jin, and have an agreement with satan.
Capitalist : Ugh, no wonder we’re still become developing country
(7)
Communism: Why do everyone in this country hates me ?
Nationalism: much better, everyone loves me too much and become a toxic
Liberals: everyone misunderstood me. They think i’m all about free sex and hates religion
Capitalism: everyone hates me but they became “me” evntually
Fascism: maybe i should visit this country another time
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Stereotypes of commn ppl: don’t try to learn those ideology, later u will be affected
Conservatism: of course cultural preservation is everything.
Superstitious ppl : yes keep at dark ages, and don’t hear anything about science bullshit
Capitalist: too late, i really like being rich
Communist: omg, what i’ve done
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Desert buddy: we all must stay away from pluralism, secular and liberal views. Those all can damage our faith
Nationalist: is he even know, what is definition of pluralism?
Socialist: does he realize what kind of country he step in? this country has many pluralistic societies
Libertarian : if he fails to understand about pluralism, how do must I explain about me
Fascism: hei why he doesn’t mention me ? heloo i am the bad one
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Communist: Helo guys excuse me
Nationalist: Indonesia are closed today, sir!
Democrats: u’re trespassing this country and on this planet
Conservatism: it means get lost commie
Communist : does this chattering animals speak for u ?
Desert buddy: certainly not, i speak for myself. God blessed me !
Libertarian: oh God, their life is so much drama
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Nationalist: hei dude, did our country are secular or not ?
Secularist: basicly the purpose are separating religion from the state is to make both strong
Libertarian: 70 % country in this world have a secularism political view, but our country is still ambigious
Socialist: then why don’t we try become secularism as our fundamental philosophy too ?
Radical people: no f*ckin waaaay
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Desert Buddy: don’t read that books, then u will become liberal !
Desert Buddy : oh my God you’re antek-antek comunist
Desert Buddy: so u’re secular ? u must be anti-religion !
Conservatism: of course cultural preservation is everything.
Superstitious ppl : yes keep at dark ages, and don’t hear anything about science bullshit
Capitalist: too late, i really like being rich
Communist: omg, what i’ve done
(9)
Desert buddy: we all must stay away from pluralism, secular and liberal views. Those all can damage our faith
Nationalist: is he even know, what is definition of pluralism?
Socialist: does he realize what kind of country he step in? this country has many pluralistic societies
Libertarian : if he fails to understand about pluralism, how do must I explain about me
Fascism: hei why he doesn’t mention me ? heloo i am the bad one
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Communist: Helo guys excuse me
Nationalist: Indonesia are closed today, sir!
Democrats: u’re trespassing this country and on this planet
Conservatism: it means get lost commie
Communist : does this chattering animals speak for u ?
Desert buddy: certainly not, i speak for myself. God blessed me !
Libertarian: oh God, their life is so much drama
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Nationalist: hei dude, did our country are secular or not ?
Secularist: basicly the purpose are separating religion from the state is to make both strong
Libertarian: 70 % country in this world have a secularism political view, but our country is still ambigious
Socialist: then why don’t we try become secularism as our fundamental philosophy too ?
Radical people: no f*ckin waaaay
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Desert Buddy: don’t read that books, then u will become liberal !
Desert Buddy : oh my God you’re antek-antek comunist
Desert Buddy: so u’re secular ? u must be anti-religion !
*meanwhile*
Hindus: today was a blessed day and we love cows so much
Hindus: today was a blessed day and we love cows so much
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Fasicsm: can i be ur friend ?
Liberals: No u can’t. Never
Fasicsm: do u want to be my pals?
Democrats: It will never happen
Facism: how about u ?
Capitalist: Sorry many ppl are hates me already, i dont wanna increase my haters
Secularist: hei gaes let’s have some lunch
Liberals, Democrats, Capitalist: Sure !! let’s go friend
Facism: u gaes really broke my heart :( :(
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Nationalist: where did i go wrong ?
Socialist: u re dong your best dude
Nationalist: then why our beloved country in such a mess?
Libertarian : may be i can give u the answer, hei gaes come here
*superstitious people, fanatic people, Radical club, desert buddy, conservatism appears together*
(15)
*Terrorist appears*
Socialist: terrorist is a global enemy and it must be stopped
Desert buddy: terrorist has no religion, we must brave
Secularist : those are completely deranged ideological view of the world !!
Democrats: we are all siblings and must fight this crime
Liberals: Ahh finally they can see eye to eye
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Democrats: bro i read in the media that our country is trying to be colonized by capitalists and communists
Liberalism: how come a country can have Capitalist political view at the same time is also comunism? that’s very contradictory
Secularist: that’s like u re a liberalism and at the same time a fasicsm. That’s stupid
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Nobody: hey i changed my religion
Liberals: no probs. It’s ur choice
Desert buddy: wtf kafeeer
Consevatism: wtf, u betray your legacy !!
Radical people: wtf, hell will wait for you pals, good bye !!
Atheist: come and join us, we have a same haters anw
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Democrat: hei do u know what is reformation means ?
Nationalist: the act or process of making inprovement an institution and our society behaviour
Liberals: i think its all about ppl getting offended by anything
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Neil degrasse Tyson: I dream of a world where the truth is what shapes politics, rather than politics shaping what people think is true
Liberals, Secular, Democrats, Nationalist : Agreed !
Desert buddy: Not me !!
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